上帝的小孩 God's Child

God's Child

(Originally in Chinese)

A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our

teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I

say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your

father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the

teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his

scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.

The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?"The

child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was

my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I

am the son of another person, and I

cannot remember his name!"

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上帝的小孩

  有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈：‘妈妈，明天老师
会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢？’妈妈说：
‘那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！’隔天他来到学校，
老师问他：‘你爸爸是谁？’那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，
想不出来答案。老师再问一次：‘你爸爸到底是谁？’
那个小孩就说：‘我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生，不过
昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子，
我一下子忘记他的名字了。’

咱们的车出点「小问题」We've Got a Little Car Trouble

Honey, We've Got a Little Car Trouble
(Originally in English)

A wife said to her husband, “We've got trouble
with the car; it has water in the carburetor.”
The husband exclaimed, “Water in the
carburetor? That's ridiculous!” The wife
repeated, “I tell you, the car has water in the
carburetor.” The husband said, “But you don't
even know what a carburetor is! Where's the
car?” And the wife replied, “In the
swimming pool!”

咱们的车出点「小问题」

有位太太对先生说：「我们的车子出问题了！

化油器进水了。」先生说：「化油器进水？真是荒谬！」

太太拉大嗓门说：「我告诉你，车子的化油器进水了！」

先生说：「可是你连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊！

车子在哪里？」太太回答：「在游泳池里！」